Formula 1 To Race At Zandvoort in 2020, A Penis Shaped Track

“What up! We are cool Dutch guys that want other cool guys to hang out at our party race track. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.”

The 2020 Dutch Grand Prix

According to @F1 on twitter, Formula 1 will return at Zandvoort for the first time since 1985. This is a normal announcement – they are just heading back to race in The Netherlands for the first time in a few decades, right?

Take a look at the image they posted along with an additional announcement.

Just another normal racetrack. Nothing weird going on here at all. Or is there?

Using my image enhancing technology – I was unable to uncover the truth about Zandvoort.

It is hard to deny, that track is shaped like a big floppy dong. Some may say this looks like a bicep.

But like the guy in the image above, I’m not falling for that.

We will continue to update this as we receive further information.

– Buzz

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