Looking Back: 2019 At Hefty Headlines

This was a big year for us at Hefty Headlines. 2019 was our first year of existence. What started as a hobby and a tool to make my friends laugh – has remained a hobby and a tool to make my friends laugh.

Some people are in the blog game to make money. I am no exception. I have never been a person to brag about myself, but some accomplishments (16 TD senior year of high school) have to be shared. Hefty Headlines received OVER $1 in advertising revenue in 2019.

Inside the Numbers

We had 5,859 unique visitors to Hefty Headlines – viewing the page a total of 11,756 times. We acquired almost two dozen followers on WordPress and four more than a baker’s dozen followers on Twitter.

Hefty Headlines was surprisingly visited from 62 countries – our most frequent visitors were from the United States, Canada, Germany, United Kingdom, Australia and India.

Most Viewed Blogs


Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?

These two cowards have still not made an official response to this claim.


Pissing Out My Asshole: Diarrhea At Disneyland And My Clash With Kaiser Permanente

My favorite thing I have ever written.


A Guy My Source Talked To Confirmed That The Belichick Era And The Patriots Dynasty Will Come To An End Soon

The source of my source has not been proven correct, yet.


How To Approach Women On Dating Apps – Part 1: Cracking The Code To Finding Your Soulmate

Tips for the fellas.


Fixing the Franchise: The Miami Marlins – Spring Training Through Opening Day 2019

The MLB The Show community on reddit was great for this project, I will continue to do this next season.


Is Alex Dickerson Better Than Mike Trout?

The answer, is yes.


Fixing The Franchise: The San Diego Padres – Spring Training 2019

Same thing with a new team.


Seahawks Preseason Week One Takeaways

Shoutout to @Reaves9.


College Football Overhaul: Conference Realignment

This was fun to work on, this continues to rack in the views.


Reddit User 615huncho615 Absolutely Destroyed Me Today – Is My Head Going To Be Cracked?

I forgot to mention this, I mean to write a blog and it never happened. 61 days after the fact – this guy came at me again.


What Actually Happened To My Cameroomie?

Does anyone know?


BREAKING: Jason Garrett Will Not Return As Head Coach Of The Dallas Cowboys in 2020 – SOURCE CONFIRMS

The national media still has not caught up with us.

What’s Next?

I have no idea. I will keep plugging along and see what we can make this thing. Comment below if there is anything you’d like to see from HH in 2020.

– Buzz

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